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Pop Vs Soda provides us with some statistics (and a really cool map) so we can easily see the geographic distribution of individuals who refer to carbonated beverages as “soda” vs those heathenspeople who call such things “pop.”
Looking at the map, one wonders what’s going on with New Mexico — and what exactly the “other” [...]


My Boyfriend: “I’m hungry.”
Friend: “Me too.”
My Boyfriend: “Let’s get food.”
Me: “It’s raining.”
My Boyfriend: “I shall make the rain my bitch, and it will make me a sandwich. Two birds, one stone.”
My Friend: “…Yeah I was just going to use an umbrella.”