Things That Make Me Say “…”

18Apr07

My Boyfriend: “I’m hungry.”
Friend: “Me too.”
My Boyfriend: “Let’s get food.”
Me: “It’s raining.”
My Boyfriend: “I shall make the rain my bitch, and it will make me a sandwich. Two birds, one stone.”
My Friend: “…Yeah I was just going to use an umbrella.”

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